In a
horror movie, to go on a camping trip is to march toward a certain and grisly
death, usually at the hands of an escaped killer or fanged monster. Seth (Paulo
Costanzo) and Polly (Jill Wagner), the foolhardy campers of the terrifically
taut Splinter, encounter
both. Initially, they’re carjacked and kidnapped by a convict (Shea Whigham)
and his drug-addled girlfriend (Rachel Kerbs), but it isn’t long before all
four band together to fend off blood-oozing human mutants. One or more of the
four may even turn mutant themselves, thanks to the prick of sharp, quill-like
splinters whose origins can’t possibly be of this Earth. In an impressive
debut, English director Toby Wilkins and screenwriters Ian Shorr and Kai Barry
don’t fuss over otherworldly explanations but instead focus on exploring all
the ways four people can be hunted down and turned to pulp while hiding inside
a gas station food mart. Buoyed by solid ensemble work, some yuckily effective
special effects, and a script that subverts genre convention by having its
characters do smart things instead of stupid ones (mostly), Splinter earns our respect while
delivering 82 minutes of lean, mean fun. (Chuck Wilson)